The ads for penis enlargement in Cape Town's Metrorail are getting a bit much for Hansie Smit who would prefer Gauteng's speed and efficiency.
Bhekisisa looks back at, and follows up on, some of the most popular and impactful stories of 2013.
Endowment policies differ, but most people agree that "enlargement" promises much, delivers little.
During this initiation season, we look back at what happened in 2013 when bungled initiations cost boys their penises.
From male chickens who lose their penises to boost their mating chances to Julius Malema's return to politics, here's this week's headlines.